Died, I Guess...
Nickname: Not-A-Rodie, That-Guy-That-Hits-Stuff,
Alchobone, Druggo, Skunk, Rodie, Ted.
Favourite Food: Packaging Foam
Favourite Drink: A1 Steak Sauce
Favourite Band: Aqua
Favourite Quote: "Your parents think im a punk and I can
relate to their reasoning."
"Ted is hands down the best musician i have ever had the pleasure
to play with, Its been about fifteen years now and i still haven't
heard a single note. A true mavrick."
- Thomas Noke 2018
Ted has been unsucessfully teaching duck hearding for years.
He can't be reached, nor can he be stopped. If seen, please help.
Ted, As seen in:
Brakelight, The Crash Gears, Skunk and the Gassy Badgers, Iago, Patchwork and The Lustful Killer Space Quackers.