Priest: [as if hearing a confession]: What part of her body did you refer to most often?

Young Man: To God.

The Priest, disconcerted at this reply, immediately assumes a Swiss accent.

Priest [with a Swiss accent]: But that's out of date. We don't look at it in that way. You'll have to ask the volcanoes and earthquakes about that. We gratify ourselves with man's minor indecencies in the confessional. There it is, that's all, that's life.

Young man [very impressed]: Ah, that's it, that's life! Well, it's a mess.